POD: Disambiguation

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First published magazine photo

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Reality Bites

It's Single Awareness Day on Saturday

popularly known as Valentine's Day for lovers!

According to Urban Dictionary, this is the holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.

Sounds really true.

and what will I do on the 14th.

Well, it's exciting!

I'm just going to masturbate in my closet using my tears as lubricant while choking myself with a belt, hoping this is the time I don't regain consciousness.

Hahaha!

Happy Hearts Day Everyone!

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Random

1. For the first time, I was pulled over by police last Sunday, not because of DUI or overspeeding but due to busted license plate light. I’m glad he didn’t give me a ticket, just a warning. Just a friendly tip, if a cop asks if you know why you were pulled over, that’s a trick question. He already knows why he pulled you over. Say no and wait for his explanation, but always be respectful of the man with the badge,as he has the final word.

2.The gallery owner called me yesterday and she sold two 8.5 x11 prints of my photos.

3. Right now, I'm craving Pinoy food! -laing, pinakbet, palabok, bihon, bulalo, tinapa, dinuguan, sisig,(Dencio's or Gerry's) lumpiang ubod, turon, pinapaitan, crispy pata, lechon manok at liempo ng Andoks, sinigang sa misu at baked tahong sa Dampa! -Gutom na ako!

4. This will be my next project- NEXT LEVEL !

I'll try to achieve this within 9 months, so another coldman in flesh photo after to see the results. (good luck naman sa abs!)

I will enroll in the gym tomorrow. (finally!)

Pahabol: For all singles! Since malapit na ang Valentine’s day ang pamatay na tanong ngayon ay:

Do you feel any pressure right now?

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