It's Single Awareness Day on Saturday
popularly known as Valentine's Day for lovers!
According to Urban Dictionary, this is the holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
popularly known as Valentine's Day for lovers!
According to Urban Dictionary, this is the holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
Sounds really true.
and what will I do on the 14th.
Well, it's exciting!
I'm just going to masturbate in my closet using my tears as lubricant while choking myself with a belt, hoping this is the time I don't regain consciousness.
Hahaha!
Happy Hearts Day Everyone!
Hahaha!
Happy Hearts Day Everyone!
13 comments:
I'm just going to masturbate in my closet using my tears as lubricant while choking myself with a belt, hoping this is the time I don't regain consciousness.
-consider yourself lucky... i have work!!! lolz
Happy Single Awareness Day!!!!
Aha! Now, there's your pleasure. hahahaha!
It's not the end of the world! Cheer up!
*HUGS*HUGS*HUGS*
lol lupetttt.
buy a flashlight... it makes you say YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Whee.. ang kulit mo talaga.. hehehe
Very creative thing to celebrate Valentines day..
ganun na lang din ang gagawin ko!
pero i wont use my tears as lubricant, baka di epektib eh hehehe
happy balentayms day!
ahahaha bitter?
joke!
happy hearts day kuya!!
eto na naman tayo sa singles awareness at happy to be single day. nyahahahh!
aware na aware talaga ko na single na naman ako.. tnx dude for always reminding.. lol! baka gusto mo ng kasama sa closet while doing the deed.. hehe! joking.. =)
may pagkamasokista ka pala...interesting...LOL
happy balentayms!
hahaha! funny to. i missed visiting this blog. but i'm back, and i'll catch up soon. :-)
p.s.
nagpakita ka na ba ng mukha?
kuya! musta naman Vday mo jan?
"I'm just going to masturbate in my closet using my tears as lubricant while choking myself with a belt, hoping this is the time I don't regain consciousness."
hahaha. husay.
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