Joke joke joke!

Sakristan: Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?
Pari: Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.
Sakristan: Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?
Pari: Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!


erap: anak ilan ba ang Diyos na meron tyo?
jinggoy: isa lang po dad
erap: eh sino ba yung sinasabing extrajoss? explain mo nga kung sino sya
jinggoy: ewan ko nga eh

piglet sat beside pooh and whispered, "pooh?". "yes, piglet", said pooh. "nothing.", said piglet. piglet took pooh's hand and said, "mas mataba ka pa sa akin, ikaw dapat ang piglet."


BATA: pabili nga po ng ubas
TINDERO: wala kame ubas .. kinabukasan..
BATA: pabili nga po ng ubas
TINDERO: wala kame ubas .. kinabukasan ulet..
BATA: mama pabili po ng ubas
TINDERO: sinabi ng wala eh, pag nagtanong ka pa iistepler ko na yang bibig mo! .. kinabukasan ulet..
BATA: mama may istepler kayo?
TINDERO: wala
BATA: pabili nga po ng UBAS..

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The Pope vs The Queen

One day the Pope and the Queen of England were sitting in a balcony discussing their power over their people. The Queen tells the Pope, "With one simple wave of my hand I can make my followers go crazy." "Prove it," says the Pope. The Queen then stood up, raises her hands in the air, and her beloved followers yelled, whistled, and clapped until she had lowered her hand. The Queen then sat back down and looked at the Pope to see what he had to say.The Pope sat for a moment deeply contemplating on how he could top her stunt. He then said to the Queen, with great confidence, "With a movement of MY hand I can not only make this crowd go wild, but give them a story so great they will tell their children, their children's children, and so on." "I highly doubt that," remarked the Queen. So the Pope stood up, moved over towards the Queen and slapped her.

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